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Bad Boy Story Ch. 7 graphic

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Author: TeamNiley4Life

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*JOE WENT OVER TO MILEY AND MANDY'S HOUSE* Mandy- *In her sports bra and sofees* Hears a tap on the window and sees Joe. Joe- Hey can I come in? Mandy- *Walks over to her window* Why because you wanna try to rape me again? Joe- No I have a song I wrote for you... Mandy- What? *opens the window* Joe- Nobody knows but I like to sing. It's just a hobby I do sometimes, *laughs* Mostly in the shower. *holds out the piece of paper* Mandy- Wow. You look hott. Joe- Thank you, you look sexy too. So here it goes... Mandy used to be that girl The one that never said a word But she only sang S Club 7 and all those boy bands Now it's been a few days *laughs* It looks like things have changed Now she's mine and I want to say Mandy always laughs when I act stupid I am unaware that I'm a nuisance With her it's never wasted time Mandy always knows exactly what I'm Thinking and she's always on my mind And now, I'm never gonna let her go Cause Mandy always knows Mandy always tells the truth Even when it's hard to do And she always understands Even when it don't make sense Even though she is the blonde I'm the one that feels so dumb When I have a problem I'm sure that Mandy knows When I'm feeling lonely I'm sure that Mandy knows When everything's crazy She's always there for me And I'm sure that she knows I'm never ever gonna let her go Mandy- That was absolutely beautiful and you sing amazing! *kisses him and pulls him on her bed* Joe- *takes off his shirt* You look so sexy! Mandy- *Takes off her bra* You look hott too! Joe- *Pulls down her soffees and thong and starts sucking her clit* You like that baby? Mandy- *moans* Just fuck me already! *pulls down his jeans and boxers and sees he has a condom on* Joe- I'm always prepared! *Kisses her* Mandy- *Sucks on his dick until it gets hard* Your excited! Joe- *enter her slowly* Jeez your tight! Are you a virgin? Mandy- No! I just havent fucked recently! Joe- *goes harder* Since when? Mandy- Like a year. Joe- Well I will loosen you up. *Goes really hard* Mandy- *moans* ugh JOE!!! Harder! Joe- Scream my name baby! Mandy- JOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HARDDDDER! Joe- *thrusts in and out* Ohh yeah. They do it for like an hour and get tired! OKAY THIS EPISODE IS SHORT, BUT I HOPE YOU ENJOYED IT!

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Bad Boy Story Ch. 6

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Author: TeamNiley4Life

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Mandy- Please Joe, just let me go! Joe- *lifts up her skirt.* Good no undies on! Mandy's POV: Oh shit he is definitly gonna fuck me. His dick is so huge and it is gonan hurt!! *tears fall down her cheeks and she closes her eyes* Joe- *feels a little bad because she is crying* Mandy your gonna like this. Mandy- Just get it over with. *crying harder* Joe- *Pulls up his pants and puts his shirt on* I have feelings for you mandy. I just want you. Mandy- *gets dressed* Well when you like someone you dont try to rape them. I was starting to like you too, but you cant always get what you want. I mean sex, all because you wanna fuck me doesnt mean your gonna get it. I thought you actually cared about me but because of today, I just dont wanna see you again. EVER! *walks out and leaves him there* *EVERYBODY STARES AT MANDY AS SHE WALKS OUT OF THE "JONAS CLOSET"* Random Girl- Which Jonas were you in the Jonas closet with? Mandy- Wait what is a Jonas Closet? Random Girl- You dont know? Its the closet where Kevin, Joe, and Nick Jonas all took their girls when they fuck. Keving graduated so its mostly Nick and Joe. Mandy- What? *JOE WALKS OUT OF CLOSET AND ALL HIS BUDDY HIGH 5 HIM* Kid- Joe that girl was a hottie, was she good? Joe- *glares at mandy* She is a smart and pretty girl. Kid- What does that have to do with sex? Joe- Nothing. Kid- *shcoked* WITH MANDY AND GIRL, WHO HEARD WHAT JOE SAID Random Girl- Seems that the school hottie likes you. Mandy- Yeah, well I dont think its gonna work out. Random Girl- Didnt you fuck him? Mandy- NO! Random girl- I dont get it. So why were you in the closet with him? Mandy- Because he tried to fuck me, but I wouldnt allow it Random Girl- Good for you! Are you new here? Mandy- Yeah. My name is Mandy. Random Girl- My name is Erica, Nice to meet you. But that figures Joe likes all the new girls. Mandy- Lucky me. So what garde are you in Erica? Erica- 11th. As you can tell, I have a big crush on the Jonas boys! *Sighs* Mandy- Which one?!?! Erica- Kevin. He is soooo dreamy. Mandy- I only know joe and nick. If I knew kevin, Id hook you two up. Erica- Just be careful with Joe, because he can be a tiger and you dont wanna be his fresh meat. Mandy- Thanks! *Walks to her car* Miley- *runs up* Its been going around the whole school! Mandy- What is going around? Miley- You and Joe fucked in a closet! Mandy- NOOO!!! HE tried to rape me but I umm *makes something up* Faught back and he lsot the struggle. Miley- ohh okay *Gets into her identical BMW* See you home. Nick- *runs to Miley's car* Miley wait up! Miley- Hi nick. *blushes* Nick- Hey wanna come over my house? Mandy- how about you come to ours? Nick- Okay! Is that okay with you Miley? Miley- Sure. Just follow me. *gets in her car and Nick follows her home* MANDY RUNS UPSTAIRS Joe- *sitting in his room* POV- Shit! Now she thinks I'm a jerk. *Starts singing an S Club 7 song* The song! I will finish writing the song and then give it to her. She will see that I DO love her. *takes out the paper and continues to write and looks at what he had written already* Mandy used to be that girl, the one that never said a word, But she only sang S CLub 7 and all those boy bands! *Perfect* Now its been a few days and looks like things.... Joe- Jeez well umm things have CHANGED Kevin- *walks in* why are you writing a poem? *grabs the paper and reads it out loud* Joe- Gmme it back. Kevin- Mandy used to be that girl. The one that never said a word, But she only sang S Club 7 and all those boy bands. Now it's been a few days, It looks like things have changed. Joe- Its a girl, Who I REALLY wanted to fuck. I went to her house and right when we were about to, I said just so you know this is only a hook up. Kevin- ohh nice move stupid. Joe- So today I pulled her into our closet and almost raped her. Kevin- ALMOST? Joe- Yeah but she was crying and I felt so bad. So I am going to write her a song and go toh er window tongiht. Kevin- Byt he way where is Nick? Joe- He is dating Mandy's roomate Miley.So will you help me write this song????!?!?! KEvin- *repeats what joe had wrote* NOW SHE'S MINE AND I WANNA SAY... Joe- Mandy laughs alot! Kevin- How about MANDY ALWAYS LAUGHS WHEN I ACT DUMB! Joe- How about stupid? MANDY ALWAYS LAUGHS WHEN I ACT STUPID! KEVIN AND JOE WORKED ON THE SONG ALL NIGHT AND NOW THAT HAVE IT DOWN.. HERE IS HOW IT GOES........