I'm Yours a Jemi Story E3
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Tags: demi episode Im Jemi Jemz joe jonas lovato OneTrueMedia three Yours
~~~~~~~~~~STORY HERE~~~~~~~~~~~ Joe was supposed to be here like three hours ago. What took him so long. I walked into the living room to find Joe barely standing up on the floor with a beer bottle in his hand. Oh no! He found beer!! But how.... Crap! I totally forgot!! There used to be a bar next to my house untill mom shut it down for the Rehab center. But they reopened in town next to the Laundromat. How could I be so stupid. He finally collapsed right there Demi: Shit! *runs over to him and picks him up* Joe: *looks at demi smiling as he gets up * Demi: *looks into his eyes* Joe: *gets closer* Demi: Crap! *starts running away towards her room* Joe: *chases after her* Come here!! Demi *gets into her room but joe gets in before she can close it* Joe: *Pushes demi into the wall and starts kissing her neck* Demi: Get off me!! *tries to push him off* Joe: *throws her on the bed* Demi: *thinks shit now what do I do. Am I really gonna let him rape me? Keeps trying to push him off* Joe: *takes off her shirt* Demi: *thinks What do I do? What do I do? Wait is it still here? I try to feel under my matress while Joe is on top of me. Come on where is it. There it is! Then I tazor him* Joe: AHHHHH!!! *Falls off the bed in pain and is unconscious* I quickly get up. And put my shirt back on. I didn't really think it through. You know tazoring him. Let me explain. My bed was once my mom's right? She used to live above a bar and she keeped a tazor there just in case, Well you know. She told me and selena a long time ago so we wont freak out. I kept thinking what would my mom do. Then I rememberd the tazor. Now what do I do with Joe? I couldn't exactly call my mom. I'd get grounded. No. So with all my stregth carried Joe into the living room and dumped him on the couch. I fiqured he'd wake up in the mourning. besides I couldn't sleep in my bed with him on the floor. (The Next morning) I woke up early. I needed to get in the water. I have no idea why but. I sometimes need to take a swim. For some reason we have a pool. I think that's kinda stupid having the beach there to and what not. I sometimes just swim there for the fun of it. I quickly changed into a bikini. And I went outside and dove in. I kept swimming under and under untill I saw somethin on the floor of the pool. I tried to pick it up. Once I got a good gripp on it I swam back up. gasping for air. Then I realized what It was. A long pearl necklace. Almost flawless. I could sell it in town to finally eat something besides fish for a while! Then I felt a splash right next to me. It was Joe. obviously annoying me. He didn't have a shirt on so I'm guessing he was in his underwear. That's when I decided to get out. He followed me. Joe: Hey there *smiles* Demi: *grabs a towel* What do you want? Joe: A decent greeting could help. Ow my head hurts. What happend last night. Demi: Lets see. Instead of doing your laundry you got out and got drunk. Came back here and collapsed. Oh and almost try to rape me. Joe: *his eyes got wider at every word I said then smiles and I noticed him checking me out* Demi: I'm not that easy! I tazored you okay. Don't get any ideas. *I said reading his mind* Joe: That was you!!! Demi:Listen. thanks to you I have to go back to town. Joe: Have fun *about to leave* Demi: Nice try Popstar! Your coming with me. Joe: UGH!! Joe kept whining the whole way to town. Town had a bar, a Laundromat, Five resturants, a coule of houses, a pawn shop, Al's fishing shop, a bank, and an Airport which only had a helicopter. I first went to the pawn shop to bank the necklace Joe: Where'd you get that! Demi: It was in my pool Joe: Isn't that stealing Demi: *laughs a little* You would know. Later I went to the market to get some new stuff. I got meat, Carrots, chicken, Lobster!, I even bought a new guitar. Joe: Aw! You got me a present! Demi: It's for me. Joe: Then What do I get? Demi: *I needed some space anyways* Here's 50 dollars. Go bye what you want. Joe: *smiles* YES! *about to leave* Demi: *yells* STAY AWAY FROM THE BAR.!! Joe: Damnit! *leaves* ------------------------------------- What will Joe do with that money? Will they learn to get along? COMMENT SUSCRIBE I THANK YOU!! happy friday T.G.I FRIDAY!!!
"Lady Lockup" Episode 01, Scene 07
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- Author: YankeeCompanyImprov
Tags: comedy company funny hollywood improv improvisation Lady Lockup prison women's Yankee
A Cautionary Tale of a Women's Prison. Sort of. Set in the 1950's, "Lady Lockup" follows the inmates and staff at Corona State Women's Penitentiary. Featuring the Yankee Company at the famous Acme Comedy Theater in Hollywood, CA. Come see us live for a brand new, completely improvised show every Friday at 10pm!
Friday the 13th Trailer [[Made by me]]
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- Author: junyea82
Hope you like it!OVER 10 PLZ! I DO NOT ANYTHING IN THIS VIDEO!
Friday 9th: Quick Capture
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- Author: ShadesofAwesome
Tags: ass but friday hamas he israels joe kick not on quickcapture ShadesofAwesome still sucks video wednesday woo yay
In which Joe uses quick capture because he put off making his video till too late. JohnnyDurhams video: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=t36dufpDn9gfeature=channel_page Meet your meat: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=VIjanhKqVC4 And just for poops and giggles, Athenewins: http://uk.youtube.com/user/AtheneWins He be funny Sorry if its shit i had to do it on the fly yo
RoboKong Kick-Off, Day 5
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- Author: TeamRobokong
Tags: 2493 competition FIRST lunacy RoboKong robotics Sisk
FRIDAY The fifth day of our week of meetings after the FIRST build kick-off. Today we worked on refining our ideas for our presentation to our mentors tomorrow and building prototypes. http://www.usfirst.org/ http://www.robokong2493.com/
What did you do all day?
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- Author: wesselhj
Tags: "time journalist lapse" work
Being the freelance journalist that I am, a lot of people wonder what I do all day. Well, here's what I did all day on Friday, January 9, 2008.
Dirrtay Jonas Story#14- so is she?
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Tags: "Jonas Brothers" Joe Kevin Nick
LAST EPISODE: JULIE WOKE UP AND KEVIN AND ANA TALKED ABOUT THEIR LITTLE AWKWARDNESS AND JOE TOLD RACHELLE SHE WAS BETTER THAN SHELBY ONE WEEK LATER! Joe: Hey Nick wheres Julie? Nick: shes at home--- Joe: oh---worried bout her? Nick:---yeah def. Joe: call her or something--and Nick, im not that stupid---ik why she was upset at school last Friday Nick: y-you do? Joe: yeah---is she pregnant? Nick: NO! Joe: oh ok jeez just a thought!! Nick: well she isnt Joe: well here*throws the phone at him* call her Nick: thanks Kevin: hey guys Nick: yo now shut up Im calling Julie Kevin: oh the 13 year-old? Nick: she isnt 13! Joe: well did u ask her? Nick:------no*runs upstairs* Joe:*laughing a little* shes so 13 Kevin: yeah NICK Nick:*calls Julie* Julie:*low voice* hello? Nick: Julie? Its Nick Julie:*goes back to her regular voice* Hey, sry I thought you were my dad or something. Nick: oh, he still hasnt come home? Julie: no Nick: well hey why dont I come over and change the locks for you so that u arent that scared Julie: really? Thatd be great Nick: how does now sound? Julie: sounds great, Ill see you in a few Nick: great see ya THEY HANG UP Nick:*runs down stairs* Joe: why are you in such a hurry? Nick: going to Julies see ya later!*runs out of the house* Kevin:---man-whore Joe: so are u! Kevin:so are you! Joe: H--- Yeah yeah I am Kevinjoe:*laugh* MELISSA AND ANA LEIGH Ana Leigh: MELISSA! Melissa:*screams* WHAT!? Ana Leigh: sorry but I just told Kevin that I wanted to feel what it felt like! Melissa: wait what? Ana Leigh: I told him I kinda wanted him to fuck me cuz I heard it was so amazing then he was like all u had to do was ask Melissa: whoa! Ana Leigh: ik! Melissa: is that all he said? Ana Leigh: well then I talked to him about it Melissa: and--- Ana Leigh: he said it was once and once only Melissa: oh---so u like him? Ana Leigh:---yeah what ever im through with all this drama and shit! DIANA, CAIT, HAZEL AND PAIGE! Diana: yo did u guys hear that nick is fucking a 13 year old Cait: DIANA! What happened to not always bringing him down Diana: well nick isnt here Hazel: wow and u are his best friends? Paige: some best friend u are diana Diana: well, its a love hate relationship Hazel: so anyways nick fucking a 13 year old? Joe said nick didnt even find out if she was 13 yet so yeah Paige: but she doesnt even look 13 she looks about 14 or 15 Hazel: well I dont care what age she looks I care about her age Cait: well---I got nothing Diana: me neither Cait: what if she is 13? Diana: well then well tell nick and- Hazel: but what if nick breaks up with her? Diana: idk but well make sure it doesnt happen plus he doesnt care about age Paige and Hazel: so he just fucks random girls? Diana and Cait: NO! just really hot girls Paige: oh Hazel: wow JULIE ???:knocks on the door Julie:txts nick* are you outside? Nick:*txts Julie* no not yet but ill be there in 5 minutes Julie:*hides in a closet* So is Julie 13? No one knowswhos at the door?
"Lady Lockup" Episode 01, Scene 06
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- Author: YankeeCompanyImprov
Tags: comedy company funny hollywood improv improvisation Lady Lockup prison women's Yankee
A Cautionary Tale of a Women's Prison. Sort of. Set in the 1950's, "Lady Lockup" follows the inmates and staff at Corona State Women's Penitentiary. Featuring the Yankee Company at the famous Acme Comedy Theater in Hollywood, CA. Come see us live for a brand new, completely improvised show every Friday at 10pm!
In House Rivalry / Something's Gotta Give!
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- Author: MercyMinistriesUS
Tags: Alcorn Girls Home Mercy Ministries Nancy Ravens Rivalry Titans Transformation
Mercy Ministries gears up for an exciting weekend watching the Titans take on the Ravens. The entire staff dressed up in Titans jerseys this friday, except for one...
Don Logan pissed off about the ROUNDTREE!!
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Tags: angerfist Best Don Logan Routnd Sexy tree YES
Friday you'll be there.
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