President-Elect Obamas New Ride!
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When President-Elect Barack Obama is inaugurated he will be given a set of keys to his new ride, a hybrid limo. Since the photos have leaked the reviews have not been that good, at least on the surface. People generally think the limo is sort of ugly. Well to look at it from a much different aspect lets talk safety. The limo is being dubbed part car, part truck, part tank. Yes tank, the limo is said to be able to take "a direct hit from an asteroid." So while it may be ugly, if we are hit by an asteroid Barack Obama will survive!
Beetlejuice pranks High Pitch Eric (DVLH) Howard Stern Show wack pack
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High Pitch Eric (Erik Bleaman) High Pitch Eric, is known for his trademark falsetto speaking voice and for his obesity, poor hygiene, willingness to submit to degrading acts just to please Howard Stern, and failure to return owed money and favors. He has used notoriety garnered from multiple appearances on The Howard Stern Show to shamelessly ask for free money, services, event tickets and favors. He first appeared on the Stern Show on August 15, 1997, where he was brought in off the street into the studio because of his unusually high voice and "superfan" demeanor. He denies that he is retarded, but admits he was in special ed classes as a child. High Pitch was recently confronted on the air by several businessmen he had scammed by writing bad checks for various services, such as limousine rides, a fully catered holiday dinner for his family, and an industrial coffee machine installed in his apartment. High Pitch Eric also has an unnatural fear of fish, and flees in terror whenever the show staff bring fish near him. He also has tried unsuccessfully to imitate other people such as Gary Dell'Abate and even Kelly Clarkson; this is referenced in the chorus of "We Are The Wack Pack," a parody of "We Are The World," "We are The Wack Pack, strange and retarded, we are the ones who think High Pitch is Kelly Clarkson." This lead to his much played sound drop, "Who's High Pitch?" in response to his intended phone prank victim recognizing his voice to be High Pitch Eric, and not Kelly Clarkson. He has, however, somewhat successfully fooled people into believing he was former show staffer KC Armstrong. As "KC" he created another much used sound drop of him saying, "Nice!" in the manner that KC would use it to emphasize something nasty or inappropriate. He called into the show the morning of September 11, 2001 to discuss the extremely trivial matter of which television stations were still on the air. He suffers from Gout, which is a malnutrition-related disease he has contracted due to his never eating anything with vitamins and minerals such as vegetables. On September 7, 2007 it was mentioned by the Howard 100 News Team on Sirius Radio that Eric is also facing eviction for not paying his rent for over 8 months. He was evicted on August 2, 2007. According to the Howard 100 News Team on Sirius Radio, Eric previously worked as a laborer for a construction company on Long Island. He was hired in late August 2007 as a laborer, but fired after two weeks due to the length of time it took him to paint a door. Currently, Eric claims to be working for a law firm, working in the service of process field. In recent months charges were filed against Eric for making threatening phones calls to a friend named Laura, but the charges were later dropped. On July 17, 2008, Eric was arrested on two felony counts of Grand Larceny (Greater than $3,000) for stealing a friend's Credit Card and putting over $3,100 of unauthorized charges on it. Eric is accused of using his pal's Discover card multiple times between May 4 and June 15, 2008. A law enforcement source said the friend filed a complaint after learning that Bleaman's name was on an Amtrak ticket purchased with his card. He is currently out on bail and a court date is scheduled for November 2008.
Stranger Things Have Happend Chapter 8
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After the 5 hour trip,Nick,Demi, and Miley collect their baggage and enter the packed greet and leave station. Many buff men with suites,chaffeur hates,and glasses holding up sighns with unfamiliar names stand within range. "Well,I guess we gotta catch a taxi. Wanna play rock paper scissors for who pays?" Demi asks Nick and Miley. "There'll be no need for that." Nick smiles,then whispers "Follow my lead." Nick approches one of the chauffers,failing to read the sighn. "I see you have a sighn with my name on it. Im guessing youre my chauffer?" Nick asks. The expressionless chauffer looks back and forth from the sighn to Nick. "Your name is Besty Rane?" Nick gulps. "My mother lost a bet." He laughs nervously. The chauffer continues to stare,but then let's it go. "Where would you like me take you Mr...Betsy?" Demi and Miley stiffle a giggle. They knew well they should have taken the name,but it was too funny to watch Nick in embarrasment. Nick ignores them. "The Roosevelt Hotel,if you may." The chauffer nods and leads them to a stretch limo in the Airport parking lot. He opens the door to the back for Miley,Demi, and Nick,and closes the window division,leaving them in complete privacy. As soon as he is out of earshot,Demi and Miley burst out laughing. Nick turns red. "Alright,alright,I don't think it's that funny." "Oh,I think it's halarious Besty!" Demi manages through hysterics. He rolls his eyes. "Look,are we gonna make fun of me,or find Selena?" They both immediatly became serious. "We're in New York. We can track down the exact spot of her now." Demi informs. Nick takes out the cell phone they bought and in a few minutes,tracks Selena. "West on Fourth Street. It looks like an alley when I hit ariel image." Demi gulps loudley. "An alley?" Nick nods. "Don't worry. I'm sure she's in an alley because....she's cleaning up. You know how she's always doing 'green' things." Demi rolls her eyes. "Sure,Nick. That sounds normal. Oh,I've just been kidnapped. Let me go down to a dark alley and clean up!" She shouts. "Just calm down Demi. We'll find out soon." He reassures,then taps on the closed window. The chauffer rolls it down . "How may I help you Mr. Betsy?" He says,him too fighting a smile. Nick sees Miley and Demi out of the corner of his eye giggling. "Do you know what's located in West of Fourth Street?" He asks. The chaffeur nods. "I just dropped off two passengers there. It's an outside shopping area." Miley jumps in,saying something for the first time. "Would you describe one of those passengers as a young,dark haired teen?" "With a fairly large head?" The chauffer adds. Nick sighs,but nods. "Yes. That's exactly what the other passenger looked like." Demi, Nick, Miley look at eachother and smile. "I guess it was as easy as 1 2 3."
[A Jonas Love Story] The Diary Of Laney Adams (ep.12)
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*no copyright intended *All song credit goes to singers, producers, ect. ------------ [An: This episodes main focus is Joe, Anna, And Lucy but the begining is alot of Laney Eliza and Nick] Eliza: I dont want to pretend to go out anymore, its not a good idea. PRETEND? they said some more things so quitely i couldnt hear. I heard the door opening to i dashed to my seat. when i noticed nick looked at me i sweetly smiled and he smiles back. I put my sweetest voice on for the rest of dinner Laney: *Sweetly* Nick, Eliza, Nick of you to join us I smiled again. Lucy knew what i was doing so she leaned out to kick me and accidently got joe... how do i know? all of a sudden: Joe: OWW! The seating was: Lucy Joe Nick Eliza Big Rob Anna Laney Kevin Lucy: Sorry. We ordered our food right after that. Nick: So Laney, Im sorry i didnt tell you Eliza and I were dating. I saw elizas arm move a little then Nick wince, i think she pinched his arm. [An: everyone else is engaged in another conversation and couldnt hear them] Laney: Oh, its okay, i was tired and i over reacted... i dont mind if you go out, i couldnt be happier. The way nick took it was: Im over you and i dont need you in my life so whatever. He looked hurt, but i was so hurt inside, i could care less. i just smiled that oh so fake sweet smile. We got our food and the whole time i was grilling eliza, she even ate pretty, and if your wondering i am NOT jealous. noo no no. *Lucy* i noticed Joe and Anna occasionly would say something about thier childhood together and i would spit out a fake laugh. When breakfast was over and we walked out Nick grabbed my arm and pulled me aside. Nick: nothing is working! Lucy:What do you mean? Nick: Giving her a cute nickname, making her jealous, and all that isnt doing me any good! Lucy: none of that is my advice... i said just ask her out. Nick: I will not do that! Lucy: I have my own problems! Nick: Like what Lucy?! Lucy: JOE DOESNT LIKE ME! we were whisper yelling, but that last one was a yell. Everyone turned around and i flashed a 'oh shittt' smile. Joe jogged over to me and swatted nick away. Joe: Lucy, i do like you... remember? Lucy: Joe! I said pleadingly. Joe: Whaaaaat? Lucy: But you lo-like that other girl! Joe: Anna?! Lucy: yesss Joe: shes like a sister to me.... i couldnt possibly think of her that way. Lucy: Why did you tell me what before?! Joe: I thought you felt that special bond before. Lucy: I did but i- i- i let greed take over that feeling. Joe: *sighs* Lucy... i do like you alot, but i just cant to a relationship right now. Lucy: *looks down* O-Okay. we went back to limo and i slunk into my seat. joe put his hand on mine and i smiled. *That Night* Everyone went out for icecream but I had to finished getting the stuff out of our old suite so joe offered to help. When we were finished i went into the fridge to get a water and when i turned around i saw joe standing there with his hands behind his back. Joe: Lucy? he took one hand from behind his back and held mine. Joe: I know we havent been on any dates or anything but i feel like i have butteryflies when im around you all the time so.. he got down on one knee. IS HE PROPOSING TO ME?! WTF?! Joe moved his other hand from behind his back, a dozen roses.... oh nooo. Joe: Will you... *sighs and chuckels* Whats so funny he can NOT propose to meee! Joe: Be my girlfriend? i let out all the air i was holding. Lucy: I thought you were about to propose to me!!! Joe: that was the point. He stood up brushing off his pants. Lucy: Of course i want to be your girlfriend! Joe leaned and passionately kissed me on the lips. while we were kissign everyone walked in. Kevin: Lookey lookey. We broke free and blushed and joe rubbed the back of his head fluffing his hair around. Laney stomped in with a grunt and nick running after her... oh boyyy
Casino Royale Part Two! *In Discription Box*
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YAY! Part Two! i Will Upload more When i Get back from the doctors. The next Morning.. Miley: *Hears Knocking on her Door And gets up* Ugh... *Grabs the door nob, Sighs and then opens it* Joe: Oh, Wow. Uh, Hello.. Miley: Oh, i Thought you where somebody Else... Joe: Yeah, I Can Clearly See You Are not Ready.. Miley: What Time is it? Joe: 10:15 Miley: Oh, well Let me get ready, Do You want to wait here or in your room? Joe: I Will Wait here. Miley: Okay, I Will Be Right Back.. While she is getting ready... Joe: *Sitting there looking through his phone and glances up from it and sees a Picture In a mirror and gets up and looks at it. It was A Picture Of Her family with Her Mom, Dad, And Brothers face crossed Out. Her Sister And her where the only ones showing. *Hears miley and sits back down* Miley: Okay, I Am Ready.. Thanks For Taking me. Joe: *Stares at how beautiful She Looks* Oh, No Problem.. Lets Go. In The Lobby.... Miley: Uh, Whos Taking us? You/ Joe: *Laughs* No, I Have A Shofurre. Miley: Oh, Lovely.. In What? A Car, Van? Joe: Limo Miley: *Stops in her place And studders* A L-Limo? Joe: Yeah, Why So Surprised? Miley: Well, I Have Never Drivin In One Before.. Its Surprising.. Joe: Oh, Yeah. Sorry.. Lets go.. In The Limo... Miley: Wow... This Is Amazing.. Joe: I Know, Isnt it? Miley: *Puts her hand over her mouth and laughs* Joe: What? Miley: *Smiles And looks down* Nothing.. Joe: Where Do You Want to go? Miley: Where Ever, I dont care. Joe: Okay, We Will Go To Maricus a-- Miley: What?!? Only Celebertys Shop There, And Its Really Expensive! Joe: Dont Worry Miley, I've Got It. Miley: Well.. *Smiles* Okay.. Joe: Okay, *Gets up and sits by her* Is There Anything In Particular You Are Looking for? Miley: No, Well.. Joe: What is it? *Gets Closer* Tell me. Miley: A Shirt? Maybe.. Some.. Uh..*Gets Distracted Because hes looking into her eyes* Uh.. Jeans? and uh.. Joe: *Gets Close and is about to kiss her* Miley: *Gets Closer But The Limo Comes to a Hard stop* Joe: *Thinks: Darn!* Limo Driver: Where Here! Joe: Yeah, i Can Tell. Lets Go Miley *Grabs her hand and they get out of the limo* In The Store.... Miley: *Walks In And Sees The Perfect Thing And walks over to it* Wow, I uh *Looks at the price* HOLY GOD! Joe: Its Okay, i Will Get it. Is There Anything else you want? Miley: Um, No. This is Fine, Are You Sure? Joe: Yeah Im Tot--*Looks by him and sees a dress* I actually Have a party tonight.. Would You like to come? Miley: Well, If i buy this outfit, Its only jeans and a shirt.. Joe: Yeah But I Will get you that dress over there. Miley: *Walks over to it* Wow, Its Beautiful.. *Looks at the price and her eyes widen* Joe: I Got It, Its Okay *Takes It off of the rack* Miley: *Thinks: Wow, No one has ever done this for me before..* Joe: *Pays For it And Walks outside* Here You Go *Hands the clothes to her* Miley: Umm *Hugs his tight and talks while still hugging him* Thank you so much! Joe: *Surprised* Your Welcome *Laughs* Come On Lets Go. Miley: Okay *lets go* Joe: *Gets in the limo With Miley* Do You Want to go out to lunch? Miley: Well, You've Done So Much.. But i Am Hungry Joe: Well, I will take that as a yes, Yo Rob! AB On the go! Rob: You Got it *Turns the limo around* Miley: *Lays her head back laughing* Joe: *Talks While Laughing* What?! Miley: *Still Laughing* Nothing, Its just the way you talk.. Joe: Well, If You Dont like it I Guess i could stop.. Miley: *Stops Laughing Slowly* No, Its okay.. I Like it. Joe: Good, because i wasnt Going to stop. *Is about to kiss her and the limo stops hard again* OH MY GOD! Rob: *Turns is head slowly* Sorry.. After Lunch... And back At The Hotel... Miley: *Runs into her room* Thank you So Much! Joe: *Laughs* Your Welcome! i have A Surprise For You.. Miley: What Is It? *excited* Joe: *Motions at the window with his head* Look Out the window. Miley: *Confused* Oh, Okay.. *Walks Over to the window and sees a Black Mercades Benz with A Pink Bow On top And wont say anything* Joe: Uh, Hello? Miley: *Doesnt say anything and falls back onto the ground* Joe: Oh God *Helps Her up* Are you okay? Miley: Yeah, Im fine *Rubs her head and looks back outside and is about to fall over again* Joe: *Stops her* Wow, Are you sure your okay? Miley: *Studders and points to the window* Bu-But how Di-Did You Do-do That! Joe: I bought It For you, It Seems like you need a car. Miley: *Jumps up and down and hugs him* Thank you So Much! *Lets go and calms Down* Joe: *Thinks: Dam, I Wish she didnt stop hugging me* Miley: Joe, I dont know why you are doing all of this for me.. Joe: Its Complicated..... its just, when i get the chance, i Will explain Everything to you. Miley: well, Its okay.. You just take your time.. Just, Thank you So much, For Everything.. i Couldnt Ask For More.. *Gets close to him* Joe: *About to kiss her when is phone Rings* UGH! I Will See You Tomarrow *Leaves*
3 Wishes Part 3
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Story Here!! Today was Febuary 14th. Valentines Day. I wondered if Nate was gonna do something. Me and Nate talked everyday. We would always go on dates and stay in and watch movies. But i knew for sure i was completely and unconditionaly in love wiith Nathaniel Nicholas Grey. i walked downstairs to expect taylor trying to find a date for today. When i got down there all that was down there was a note intitled "Alex" I read the note just to see what was going on. "Dear Alex, I left early today cause yesterday i got a date! :) So i wont be home till later hope you have a lovely day and Happy Valentines Day!! -jenna" This was odd. Not only did taylor never and i mean NEVER have just one date today, but her hand writting looked like she was rushing out the door. I ignored it for now and heard BuckCherry-Next to you playing on my phone. that ment nate was calling. "Hello?" I asked "Hey Beautiful" Nate said in his sweet voice "Hey so whats up?" "I cant do anything today im sick in the hospital im really sorry"He said he sounded upset "Oh thats fine you want me to come down there?"I asked "i wish, but im having a bunch of tests done so ill be busy." "Ok well ill talk to you later." i said depressed "I love you." He said hoping it would make me smile and it worked "I love you too" i said then he hung u As i was watching those love storys they always have on days like this i started thinking. I first thought of how Jenna wasnt home. Who was her dtae? How come she didn't tell me about it? Then i thought about nate and mines relationship. How could i be so in love what happens when December rolls around? What am i going to do then? Just the very thought of it made my body quiver and tears start to form. Itried not to think about it for the longest time then at 5:00 there was a knock at the door. Standing there was a man in a choffer cap and suit. "Are you Miss Alex Russo?" "Yes why?" i asked "Plz come with me"he said. I followed him out to this long limo. when i opened the door sitting right there was nate. He had a beautiful suit on and he looked like an angel "Hello" he said "What are you doing?" i asked i was very confused. "taking my girl out on valentines day"he said. i jumped into the limo and he kissed me passionatley i swear everytime he did that my heart melted. We rode in the car for 5 minutes and pulled up to this restaraunt. "Nate i look....well...like i just got out of bed."i looked down at my baggy sweats and dirty tee. "you look perfect no matter what." He kissed me and led me out of the car. He opened the trunk and pulled out this gorgues dress. I knew this was gonna be i will never forget.
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The 2009 Cadillac Presidential Limousine
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General Motors Corp. recently delivered to the U.S. Secret Service a brand new presidential limousine, replacing the 2006 model Cadillac DTS presidential limousine that President George W. Bush has used. The new limousine, dubbed the 2009 Cadillac Presidential Limousine, makes its debut on Inauguration Day. It's the first presidential limousine not to carry a specific model name, said GM spokesman David Caldwell. GM declined to say how many it was building for the U.S. government, but it's believed to be fewer than 25. Ed Donovan, a Secret Service spokesman, confirmed that the new Cadillac limousine would make its debut on Jan. 20 during the inauguration, but declined to elaborate on the new vehicle's improvements or specifications. The new limousine has larger windows and better visibility for the president, Caldwell said. But it is roughly the same size and "footprint" of the previous model, he said. Obama will use the limousine during the parade down Pennsylvania Avenue after his swearing in on the west side of the Capitol. Spy shots of a test version of the new presidential limousine made the rounds on blogs this summer, with some suggesting it was built on GM's medium-duty truck platform and had a diesel engine. But those photos didn't have GM production panels. Another company provides heavy armor that is reportedly at least 5 inches thick for the vehicle. The limousine also has run-flat tires, bulletproof glass and a completely sealed interior to ward off a chemical attack, among many other high-tech security features. It also has electronic communications equipment. Secret Service agents are training with the new limousine at a facility near Washington. Caldwell said it would be a mistake to classify the new vehicle as a truck or a sedan. "The president is not riding in a medium-duty truck, nor he is riding in a sedan," he said, adding that it is a "unique" vehicle. Caldwell said he couldn't give specifications -- even the engine size or type -- in either the current limousine or the new one. Other facts also are secret like the vehicle's curb weight, though Cadillac has disclosed in the past that the limo has a 10-disc CD player and hand-stitched leather interiors. Both Donovan and Caldwell said they would release more information and pictures about the new limo next week. Caldwell noted that the Secret Service would continue to use the 2006 model vehicles as well. Presidential limousines are often used for a decade or longer. They are also used by the vice president, and the Secret Service often provides transportation for visiting world leaders. GM introduced its latest version of the presidential limousine in 2005 during Bush's second inauguration, which replaced the 2001 Cadillac DeVille presidential limousine. GM builds the vehicles to "an exacting list" of government specifications. "This is an assignment we really treasure," Caldwell said. "We're honored again to be associated with the U.S. presidency." The president also on occasion travels in a Chevrolet Suburban. Bush often travels in a Chevy during weekend biking trips in Washington. He owns a Ford F-250 pickup he keeps on his Texas ranch. During the presidential campaign, Obama bought a Ford Escape Hybrid, getting rid of his less efficient Chrysler 300C. He also blasted the first car he learned to drive on: a Ford Granada, saying it may be "the worst car Detroit ever built." GM has built the most presidential limousines since 1983, wresting the job away from Ford Motor Co., which built a series of Lincolns -- mostly Continentals -- for use by presidents starting in 1939, when it built a Lincoln V-12 for President Franklin Roosevelt. Ford built a 1989 Lincoln Town Car limo for President George H.W. Bush that was modified from an F-250 pickup. It's on display at his presidential library. GM has a 90-year history with presidents. President Woodrow Wilson rode in a Cadillac during a World War I victory parade in 1919. President Calvin Coolidge used a 1928 Cadillac town car throughout his administration. But the first government-owned vehicle was a Stanley Steamer purchased during President Theodore Roosevelt's administration. The first president to ride in a car in his inauguration was Warren Harding, who rode in a Packard Twin-Six. In 1938, two Cadillac convertibles, dubbed the "Queen Mary" and "Queen Elizabeth," were purchased by the U.S. government. Named for ocean liners, the 21 1/2 feet, 7,660-pound vehicles were equipped with a full ammunition arsenal, two-way radios and heavy-duty generators. They remained in use until the 1950s. President Dwight Eisenhower got one of the first production 1953 Cadillac Eldorados, which he rode in his first inaugural parade. The Henry Ford Museum in Dearborn has the largest collection of presidential limousines, including the vehicle that President John F. Kennedy rode in 1963 when he was shot.
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