Mario Kart Wii: First Obvious Cheater We've Seen
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Now a bit before this we managed to find someone we thought might be cheating. They'd get ahead of us with Dry Bowser and became impossible to catch, and they were moving at a surprisingly fast speed. We could not see the person to prove anything fishy was going on. Well then we joined a new group. Raced a few times and had some fun. Then this new guys comes along. We didn't pay attention to score to realize he was a possible cheater right away, in fact usually we just get going to the track selection and blow it off. In the middle of the race on Peach Gardens blue shells started popping up. I saw one, no big deal. Two, sometimes that happens. Three, that's a bit much... once it hit four and five we knew we had a cheater, the number continued to grow after that. So this is the race following that event. It was fun being blown up a lot at first but it got old. I was even tempted to hit the reset button on my wii but we stuck it out. After the race we noted he wasn't gone, we just hit reset. I really liked the group we were in that time, until that cheater popped up. The whole idea of people cheating is soo irritating and annoying I figured we might as well have a little fun with the video. ON top of that, the original audio wasn't exactly a lovely thing to listen to. The Music: Beginning and End: Crystal Keys by Flashburn http://flashburn.newgrounds.com/ During the Race: A version of the Benny Hill Theme by Reone662 http://reone662.newgrounds.com/ **We do not in any way own Mario Kart Wii or claim to own the game. Nor do we claim to own any music used in this video. This is for entertainment purposes and for the purpose of showing the cheater through the "victim's" eyes.
eminem hands on you feat obie trice
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http://mp3.bulletintime.com - eminem hands on you feat obie trice with lyric * Artist/Band: Eminem * Song Title: Hands On You Verse 1 -[ Obie Trice] Baby im feeling the feelings you givin', Im feelin your style N' im willing to let my guard down to figure u out Im picturin your figure in a swimsuit whilin Somewhere in the carribean islands Cuz the vibe you giving me now Feels like im a innocent child A sinner whose never tempted when other womens around Hands down this is my vow I never heard a moan sound so profound wen a niggas diggin u out the phone ring u cuss them motherfuckers out quit calling the house if i call u and rout its a drout u look out im on edge u put the palm of ur hand on my head and squeeze please believe i aint scared of commitment fuck head from them bitches wen u could do the same but that respect is givin our intimacy is significantly different [Chorus - Eminem] you gon' ride for me then im gon ride for u if u put ur mouth on me ima put my mouth on u together there aint nothing we cant do any problem we can see it through baby if you promise to be true i will never put my hands on u come on and think about it [Verse 2 - Obie Trice] We aint gotta talk wen we see eachother We got it all chummed out wen we see eachother under them covers You my lover, im your friend, im your man, but im sayin Who needs a label, we roll hand in hand visions of u havin my little man we joke, u call me george foreman cuz im namin him o numba fo', me im three cuss the ol' g like the personality she ses not to be im in the bathroom wen you pee she in the bathroom too wen a nigga doo-doo, u my boo-boo theres nothing in this world a nigga wouldnt do to satisfy dis my bitch that ride my bitch wit the pistol in the ride a nigga act up, she bustin, she aint got to decide, no discussion she put a slug in a tough niggas muffin, u fucken wit her husband [Chorus - Eminem] you gon' ride for me then im gon ride for u if u put ur mouth on me ima put my mouth on u together there aint nothing we cant do any problem we can see it through baby if you promise to be true i will never put my hands on u come on and think about it [Verse 3 - Obie Trice] Come and think about it You got a ring about it Nothing could ever come between or intervine our bondage Drama, we overcome it if we out numbered i promise itll be us against a hundred rushing to ur side wen u vomit eating pickles and peanutbutter 8 months later obie rubbin ur stomach payin homage to ur momma for raisin a girl proper enuf to call o her baby father u aint gotta bother bout a deal, i swear i keep it real Raise young o(?) and cook a decent meal its signed and sealed, u the only female hail, my one and only pal come to get me outta jail post bail and post up for sale, i swore i swear we will always live well long as i got my bombshell from the hood to the hills who gon' stop up, nobody, we's that deal [Chorus - Eminem] you gon' ride for me then im gon ride for u if u put ur mouth on me ima put my mouth on u together there aint nothing we cant do any problem we can see it through baby if you promise to be true i will never put my hands on u come on and think about it if u gon' stand by me then im gon' stand by u if u promise youll be true then ill never put my hands on u but dont u play me for no fool cuz if i put my mouth on u after u put ur mouth on someone else better find someone else new come on and think about it
Sorry~A Jonas Brothers Love Story Chapter 26 pt 2
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Finally our food arrived and we all ate while getting some conversations going. When we finished we paid and headed to the park. When we arrived Melanie and Nick made their way to a clearing in the Trees. Ally and Kevin headed to the Jungle gym. Me and John ran over to the swings. I got on and he started pushing me. I could see Joe and Taylor walking around holding hands. John walked infront of me deciding that I was high enough. I decided to try to jump off. I landed but wobbled and John caught me. John:Wow you really are clutzy. Jess:Hey. I playfully smacked him. I looked out the corner of my eye and saw Joe glaring at us. Jess:Hes looking over here. John looked over. John:yep. He sure is. Hmmm Oh I know. You wouldnt mind if I kissed you would you? I looked at him and hesitated looking back over at Joe and Taylor who were now laughing. I grabbed John and kissed him square on the lips. He wrapped his arms around my waist. My arms made my way around his neck. He deepened the kiss. Knowing that by now Joe was looking I let him. But something was eating away at me inside. I pulled away. John:this doesnt feel right. Im sorry. Jess:I was just about to say the same thing. John:Really? Jess:Yeah. I want to make him jealous but I dont want to hurt him because- John:You love him? Jess:Well love is a strong word. John:But your feelings for him are strong. Jess:Yeah. Thanks for helping me though, but I think that we shouldnt see eachother for a little while. I dont want to be tempted to make him jealous again. John:I understand. But dont forget. Im always here as a friend. With that he walked away and got in his car and left. I was left alone. I went over to the swing. I observed everything around me. A big shiny black car came around and Taylor kissed joe and got into the car. After that he headed my way. Shit. What was I going to do? Joe sat on the swing next to me. Joe:That was some kiss. Jess:It didnt mean anything. Joe:What do you mean? Jess:There was nothing there. We decided that we are better off as just friends. Joe:Im sorry. Jess:Are you? Because earlier you were saying you didnt like it. Joe:You want the truth? Jess:Yeah the truth would be nice for once. He looked at me obviously not happy with that sentence. Joe:No I didnt like you with him. You didnt look truly happy with him. Thats all I want for you is to be truly happy. And with him it didnt look like it. If being happy means your with any other guy then so be it. I have to get over it because I have a girlfriend, and I deserve this after I hurt you. But you just didnt look happy with him. And quite frankly I know why. I sat stunned. He just wanted me to be happy. Jess: Oh and why is that? Joe:Because you were trying so hard to get over me quickly that you didnt take time to find the right one. Wow. Ok well go with that one. There is no way Im telling him I tried making him jealous. It apparently worked. Jess:You really think so? Joe:Yeah. Jess:Umm. Well thanks.. for the advice and the whole you wanting me to be happy thing. Joe:Oh umm yeah no problem. We sat rocking back and forth in silence for a few seconds. Joe:So was he a good kisser? Jess:Umm do you really want me to answer that? Joe:I just want to know. Who kisses better, me or john? Jess:Well john was a good kisser. Joes fist tightened. Jess:But I liked mine and yours kiss better. With John there was no spark. Joe smiled and looked at me. Joe:So I was the better kisser? Jess:Yes. But dont let that go to your head ego boy. It doesnt matter now anyways. I looked down and I could feel Joe looking at me. Joe:Jess. Jess:No its fine umm. Im gonna get a cab home. Can you tell the others? Joe:I can drive you if you want. Jess:I dont know Joe:We are friends arent we? Jess:Ok. Let me just go tell Melanie.
Eminem-infinite!!!!
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Ayo, my pen and paper cause a chain reaction To get your brain relaxin, cause they be actin maniac in action A brainiac in fact son, you mainly lack attraction You looking zany whack with just a fraction of my tracks run My rhyming skills got you climbing hills I travel through your mind into your spine like siren drills I'm sliming grills of roaches, with sprayed on disinfectants Twistin necks of rappers till their spinal column disconnects Put this in decks and check the monologue, turn your system up Twist em up, and indulge in the marijuana smog This is the season for noise pollution contamination Examination of more cartoons than animation My lamination of narration Hit's the snare and bass in the track for duck rapper interrogation When I declare invasion, there ain't no time to be starin gazin I turn the stage into a barren wasteland... I'm Infinite [Chorus:] You heard of hell well I was sent from it I went to it servin a sentence for murdering instruments Now I'm trying to repent from it But when I hear the beat I'm tempted to make another attempt at it... I'm Infinite [Verse 2:] Bust it, I let the beat commence so I can beat the sense in your elite defense I got to meet the fence fruit was stompin at your feet to rinse I greet intensive ladies, I spoil loyal fans I foil plans and leave fluids leaking like oil pans My coiled hands around this microphone are lethal [ Find more Lyrics at www.mp3lyrics.org/QKE ] One thought in my cerebral is deeper then a Jeep full of people MC's are feeble, I came to cause some pandemonium Battle a band of phony MC's and stand an only one Imitator, Intimidator, Stimulator, Simulator of data, Eliminator There's never been a greater since the burial of Jesus Fuck around and catch all of the venereal diseases My thesis will smash a stereo to pieces My accapella releases classic masterpieces through telekinesis And eases you mentally, gently, sentimentally, instrumentally With entity, dementedly meant to be Infinite [Chorus:] You heard of hell well I was sent from it I went to it servin a sentence for murdering instruments Now I'm trying to repent from it But when I hear the beat I'm tempted to make another attempt at it... I'm Infinite [Verse 3:] Man I got evidence I'm evidence and I been clever ever since My residence was hesitant to do some shit that represents the M-O So I'm assuming all responsibility Cause there's a monster will in me that always wants to kill MC's Mic messaler, slamming like a wrestler Here to make a mess of a lyric smuggling embezzler No one is speacialer, My skill is intergalactical I get cynical at a fool then I send a crew back to school I never packed a tool or acted cool, it wasn't practical I'd rather led a tactful, tractical, track for your fancy In fact I can't see, or can't imagine A man who ain't a lover of beats or a fan of scratching This is for my family, the kid who had a cammy on my last jam Plus the man who never had a plan B Be all you can be, cause once you make an instant hit I'm tense to be tempted when I see the sins my friends commit... I'm Infinite You heard of hell well I was sent from it I went to it servin a sentence for murdering instruments Now I'm trying to repent from it But when I hear the beat I'm tempted to make another attempt at it... I'm Infinite You heard of hell well I was sent from it I went to it's servin a sentence for murdering instruments Now I'm trying to repent from it But when I hear the beat I'm tempted to make another attempt at it... I'm Infinite
Act youth tempt with party pills, One News, 200308, 1805hrs
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The Act on Campus club gave away party pills as part of their orientation this year. We at AUSA had no idea they were doing it until afterwards.
Re: Ask Yourself This
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1. If you had to choose between your life as it is now--you'll never be any better off than you are at this moment--or a life where you would become President of the United States (or whatever the highest public office is in your country) but you get assassinated a year before leaving office, which would you choose? 2. Would you rather be the greatest genius of all time but so beyond people's comprehension that you'd never appreciated until long after your death or a person who is perceived as a genius in his own time but is later thought of as a mediocre hack who was overrated? 3. Would you rather have an ugly sexual partner who was immensely satisfying in bed but embarassing (in that people know you're fucking someone so ugly) or a beautiful lover who sucked in bed but made others deeply envious of you? 4. Would you rather be the lead singer of an extremely mediocre but popular rock band or the world's greatest poet with a small fan following? 5. If you had a chance to open one of two doors and one door led to the fulfillment of all your dreams and the other had an ax murderer who would chop you into pieces as soon as you you opened it, would you choose to open a door? 6. If by killing yourself all of your enemies would be destoyed as well, would you kill yourself? 7. If you had to take a car trip with either vietnam vet with serious mental health problems and had a gun on his person at all times or a conservative Christian who passed judgment on everying you did, who would you choose? 8. If you could obtain immortality by stomping a little girl's pet kitten to death before her crying eyes every Christmas, would you do it? 9. If you loved someone with all your heart and they hated everything about you, would you shorten their life by 10-years if it meant they would love you in return? 10. If you died and went to Hell and it was every bit as horrible as the Christians say it is and the devil offered you a one year reprieve from the agony of Hell for each person you tempted to damnation, would you take his deal?
Rockapella in Concert, Part 5 (Up On the Roof, Wonderful World, and Tempted by the Fruit of Another)
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Rockapella performing Up On the Roof, Wonderful World, and Tempted by the Fruit of Another.
RE : Ask Yourself This
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1. If you had to choose between your life as it is now--you'll never be any better off than you are at this moment--or a life where you would become President of the United States (or whatever the highest public office is in your country) but you get assassinated a year before leaving office, which would you choose? 2. Would you rather be the greatest genius of all time but so beyond people's comprehension that you'd never appreciated until long after your death or a person who is perceived as a genius in his own time but is later thought of as a mediocre hack who was overrated? 3. Would you rather have an ugly sexual partner who was immensely satisfying in bed but embarassing (in that people know you're fucking someone so ugly) or a beautiful lover who sucked in bed but made others deeply envious of you? 4. Would you rather be the lead singer of an extremely mediocre but popular rock band or the world's greatest poet with a small fan following? 5. If you had a chance to open one of two doors and one door led to the fulfillment of all your dreams and the other had an ax murderer who would chop you into pieces as soon as you you opened it, would you choose to open a door? 6. If by killing yourself all of your enemies would be destoyed as well, would you kill yourself? 7. If you had to take a car trip with either vietnam vet with serious mental health problems and had a gun on his person at all times or a conservative Christian who passed judgment on everying you did, who would you choose? 8. If you could obtain immortality by stomping a little girl's pet kitten to death before her crying eyes every Christmas, would you do it? 9. If you loved someone with all your heart and they hated everything about you, would you shorten their life by 10-years if it meant they would love you in return? 10. If you died and went to Hell and it was every bit as horrible as the Christians say it is and the devil offered you a one year reprieve from the agony of Hell for each person you tempted to damnation, would you take his deal?
More Than Home Insurance Advert (Julian Barratt Voiceover)
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For those people severely tempted to take out More Than's home insurace because of his sexy northern tones...
Response to Ask Yourself This provided by the ever so sexy TJ / TheAmazingAtheist
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Link to the video in question with the questions: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpYxLf4orPs The questions provided by TAA/TJ: 1. If you had to choose between your life as it is now--you'll never be any better off than you are at this moment--or a life where you would become President of the United States (or whatever the highest public office is in your country) but you get assassinated a year before leaving office, which would you choose? 2. Would you rather be the greatest genius of all time but so beyond people's comprehension that you'd never appreciated until long after your death or a person who is perceived as a genius in his own time but is later thought of as a mediocre hack who was overrated? 3. Would you rather have an ugly sexual partner who was immensely satisfying in bed but embarassing (in that people know you're fucking someone so ugly) or a beautiful lover who sucked in bed but made others deeply envious of you? 4. Would you rather be the lead singer of an extremely mediocre but popular rock band or the world's greatest poet with a small fan following? 5. If you had a chance to open one of two doors and one door led to the fulfillment of all your dreams and the other had an ax murderer who would chop you into pieces as soon as you you opened it, would you choose to open a door? 6. If by killing yourself all of your enemies would be destoyed as well, would you kill yourself? 7. If you had to take a car trip with either vietnam vet with serious mental health problems and had a gun on his person at all times or a conservative Christian who passed judgment on everying you did, who would you choose? 8. If you could obtain immortality by stomping a little girl's pet kitten to death before her crying eyes every Christmas, would you do it? 9. If you loved someone with all your heart and they hated everything about you, would you shorten their life by 10-years if it meant they would love you in return? 10. If you died and went to Hell and it was every bit as horrible as the Christians say it is and the devil offered you a one year reprieve from the agony of Hell for each person you tempted to damnation, would you take his deal?
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